Ah-ha! That Rusty Andrews! A Toast to his genius!

From my dear friend, Rusty Andrews, who owns the FANTASTIC Mucky Duck Irish Pub and club extraordinaire in Houston, TX come these words of wisdom and humor:

I have been thinking of the luck of things, and just this morning while getting caffeinated, I came across this in the Times —
A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be An American.

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