My friends, Tricia and Terri, sent out a newsletter and at the bottom were these great quotes. I thought
I would share them with you, too! Now that I’m posting them, I’m honored to say I’ve met two
of the people quoted here. See if you can guess which two I was on tv shows with…? Both
amazing human beings…
Merry Christmas. It is getting closer!
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” –Phyllis Diller
“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”–Joan Rivers.
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”–Johnny Carson.
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”–Bernard Manning.
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” –Shirley Temple
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”–Larry Wilde.
“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”–Norman Vincent Peale